The Love Tree is an antagonist in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 3 and one of Shrignold's friends. He tells the story of Michael. Unlike the rest of Shrignold's friends, the Love Tree isn't seen when the rest of the love cult worship Malcolm. This is most likely due to him being a tree.
- "This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town."
- "Ugly and weak, they called him freak. So he lived on his own underground."
- "He lived on his own underground, he lived on his own underground."
- "That's the way that all love goes!"