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Red Guy: "Oh, I guess it's my turn to choose a card. Let's see. Hm... 'What is the biggest thing in the world?'"

Bird Guy: "Hmm. That's a tricky one!"

Yellow Guy: "The mountains? The sky? A windmill-"

Bird Guy: "No!"

Red Guy: "If only there was a way to learn more about the world..."

(pans over to globe, clarinet plays)

Bird Guy: "Yes. If only there was some way to learn more information about this..."

(clarinet plays)

(puppets wait in anticipation)

(guitar strum)

Yellow Guy: "Wow, look-"

(music starts)

Colin: "I'm a computer. I'm a computer-y guy. Everything made out of buttons and wires, I'd like to show you inside my digital life. Inside my mind, there is a digital mind."

(music stops)

Red Guy: "Oh. Maybe you could help us answer this question. 'What is the biggest thing-'"

(music starts)

Colin: "Clever! A very clever-y guy!"

Yellow Guy: "Wow!"

Colin: "Count to a fifty in the blink of my eye, and print a picture, and then I'll tell you the time."

Bird Guy: "Time?"

Colin: "Help you to find something you're wanting to find. Know, it's easy to be a clever smart boy like me if you just do it all digitally! (voice breaks)"

Yellow Guy: "Wow! I'd like to be as smart as a computer."

(Yellow Guy's thought bubble shows him with an enormous head)

Red Guy: "Actually, we already have a computer."

(Laptop opens, playing a quiet jingle)

Colin: "Great! Great news! Now, before we begin our journey, I just need to get some information from you: What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat?"

Bird Guy: "I live in my house!"

Yellow Guy: "Spaghetti!"

Red Guy: "Well, my name is-"

Colin: "Great news! Now just a few more questions, and we'll be on our way!"

Red Guy: "Wait a second."

Colin: "What's your favorite color?"

Red Guy: "Stop talking."

Colin: "Do you like cows or goats milk?"

Red Guy: "Be quiet."

Colin: "Do you have brown hair? What is your blood type? Are you allergic to o-"

Red Guy: "SHUT UP!"

Colin: "DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Red Guy: "What!?"

(Mess of glitched character models and puppets)

Colin: "Welcome, to my digital home! Everything made out of numbers and code!"

Yellow Guy: "Huh?"

Bird Guy: "Wow! We're all computer-y!"

Red Guy: "Oh yeah, wow-wow-wow, because of the computer."

Yellow Guy: "I don't get it. How can it be? If I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen!"

Colin: "But you're not you... You're your digital you! Virtually real, but controlled by real you!"

Bird Guy: "But if he's not quite real... Then I'm not real too! And you're not real you. He's inside the real you!"

Red Guy: "Oh wow, how amazing, and interesting too. But in this digital world, what can we do?"

(Red Guy is ignored and the room stays silent)

Red Guy: "What can we do-"

Colin: "Hey, good question! Well, it's up to you! In the digital world, there's only three things to do!"

(door one opens revealing a pie chart)

Yellow Guy: "Wow, look, a pie chart!"

(door two opens revealing Bird Guy wearing sunglasses)

Bird Guy: "Digital style!"

(door three opens revealing Colin dancing with music notes floating around him)

Colin: "Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!"

(door one opens revealing a bar graph)

Yellow Guy: "Wow, look, a bar graph!"

(door two opens revealing Bird Guy wearing glasses and a shiny purple jacket)

Bird Guy: "Digital style!"

(door three opens revealing Colin dancing with music notes floating around him)

Colin: "Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!"

(shows Red Guy looking surprised)

(door one opens revealing a line graph)

Yellow Guy: "Wow, look, a line graph!"

(door two opens revealing Bird Guy wearing a tuxedo, a monocle and a fedora)

(a camera jumps up and snaps a photo)

Bird Guy: "Digital style!"

(door three opens revealing Colin dancing with music notes floating around him)

Colin: "Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!"

(shows Red Guy in the real world)

(door one opens revealing an oblong)

Yellow Guy: "Wow, look, an oblong!"

(door two opens revealing Bird Guy wearing a cowboy outfit)

(a horse trots by in the background)

Bird Guy: "Digital style!"

(door three opens revealing Colin dancing with music notes floating around him and a Small Bird guy dancing with him)

Colin: "Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!"

(door one opens revealing nothing)

Yellow Guy: "Wow, look, nothing!"

(shows Red Guy in the real world)

Bird Guy: "Digital style!"

(door three opens revealing Colin dancing with music notes floating around him with a Small Bird Guy and Yellow Guy dancing with him)

Colin: "Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!"

(door one opens revealing nothing)

Yellow Guy: "Look, Nothing..."

(door two opens revealing a realistic Bird Guy)

Bird Guy: "Digital style!"

(shows Red Guy in the real world)

(shows Colin dancing with music notes floating around him with a Small Bird Guy and Yellow Guy dancing with him)

Colin: "Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!"

(door one opens revealing nothing)

Yellow Guy: "Look, Nothing..."

(door two opens revealing Bird Guy with what appears to be his brain showing)

Bird Guy: "Digital style!"

(door three opens revealing Colin dancing with music notes floating around him and a collection of Yellow Guys and Bird Guys dancing with him)

Colin: "Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!"

(door one opens)

(door two opens revealing a realistic Bird Guy)

Bird Guy: "(makes the sound of a crow)"

(shows Red Guy in the real world)

Colin: "Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!"

(The tempo speeds up, Bird Guy and Colin constantly repeat "Digital Style!" and "Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!" constantly, until Colin starts chanting "Do a digital dancing")

(Red Guy finds and follows a cord to a door)

(Red Guy opens the door revealing a poorly made version of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared with a bag of oats sitting on the table)

Tape Recorder: "I am a stupid one. I am going to paint a picture of a clown. My dad is a computer. You are not invited to the party."

(a person in a black body suit runs onto the set and snaps a movie snapper)

Red Guy: "Wait, what?-"

(Red Guy's head explodes)